And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
for you and me who experience artblock..
keep on drawing!
this is beautiful and I won’t deny that, but I laughed way too hard at the end because I thought it said “And that’s all a mattress”
5 Things On My Mind Right Now
One: I was joking.
Two: In response to your question about hetero or bio guys sharing my name: Fuck them too (also a joke)
Three: I was yelling because you were on speaker and I felt like I was too far from the phone to talk normally
Four: I shouldn’t have joked so much about you lying. As I said it the last time it crossed my mind to apologize, but before I could you went off.
Five: Do you HONESTLY think that i care THAT much about my name? Like seriously, think about how plain my name is.
And then think about my intelligence level.
Now….do you HONESTLY think that *I* think I’m the only T*guy with my name?
I had a good laugh tonight.
This makes my heart hurt.
The stupidity of humanity sometimes astounds meSweet merciful fuck.medic278
May God have mercy on their pathetic, stupid souls…
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING
"abortion is still legal" psshhh this is way better than banning a woman’s personal choice.